PonyPOVGaiden:History of Tirek Pt 4 Centaurs' Dusk

{Context: Applejack is terrified of Tirek's genocide. Luna recounts the tale of a possible greater evil.}

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 "Feeling better Applejack?"

 "Ah think ah be. It just so hard to believe Tirek just wiped out his entire race like that."


 "Indeed none were spared his wrath however his victory came with a cost. Once word spread of the Centuars's fate, a horrible creature of greed swept in to collect the spoils of war."


"A creature of greed? Do ya mean a dragon? Ah doubt even they could harm Tirek. "

"You be correct...if this was a normal dragon. No this was much MUCH worse."

"(Gulps) "Worse?"

 "She was born with six legs, and an intelligence never before seen among its kin. Many towns were devastated in her rampages. Any gold, gems or valuables plundered. The most prized gems she placed in her scales as symbols of her atrocities she committed. It was said that her mere sight was enough to cause insanity in the weakwilled " 

" What a terrible creature. What happened next. Did Tirek make her his steed?"

"He attempted to..."

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"You impressed me dragon by singlehandley wiping out my soilders like toys. Submit to my rule and I will allow you the honor of being my glorious battle steed."

"Brahhhh!"

"So be it. Honestly I was hoping to fight you myself. Your head will be a fine addition to my other trophies."

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"The battle went on for 7 days and six nights. Neither opponent gaining an edge over the other. Tirek's strength and aggressive strikes were countered by the dragon's tough scales and unpredictable fighting style. Finally on the 7th night Tirek landed a decision blow and forced the dragon into retreating." 

"Golly what happened to the dragon."

"She went into hiding to recover from its wounds and she was never seen again. Rumor has it that she succumbed to her injuries but no one knows for sure. It is said her descendants carry on her legacy by naming their first-borns after their fallen ancestor."

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 "Introducing the king of the hoard for three constructive years Crackle!"

"Brahhhhh!"

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"Ghee Ah am glad ah never had to run across it."

:"Pray you never do and the same goes for her two other siblings."

"Two other siblings? Who were they?"


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"And also introducing the past tail wrestling and fire belching champions SNAP and POP!"

"Brahhhhh!" 


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" You may find their names amusing but when Snap, Crackle and Pop worked together, no one was safe from becoming a part of their well balance breakfast. including you Applejack."


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Pony POV Series Finale 16: Return of the CMC

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{Context: Nyaralthtrot taunts the cutie mark crusaders over the changes done to their world.}


 "Weep fillies as I have transformed your world into a twisted and horror-filled environment where only the bravest souls would dare to venture.

"An anime convention!?"

 "Close but no cigar. Here every pony becomes mere shadows of themselves and every second is like living in a wide-awake nightmare!"

 "Still sounds like an anime convention."

"Look, you three are now in the my personal tartarus of every grim dark fantasy ever made! Did the grotesque forms of your family and friends not tip you off!?

"We thought they were cosplayers."

(eye twitches)

"REALLY good cosplayers."

(Note: Joke taken from Yughioh abridged.}

pt. 2

"This is the worst anime convention I ever been too!"

"Even worse than the one Scootaloo put together?"

"Alright second worse."

" Hey Dashicon wasn't that bad! At least it had a ball pit! Even if sompony spilled lemonade in it."

"I don't think that was lemonade. "

"Huh what do you mean? [Applebloom whispers in her ear.] They did WHAT in the ball pit?"

"Oh my- THIS NOT AN ANIME CONVENTION!"

"But the cos-"

"There isn't any cosplayers!"

 "Then why are you cosplaying as Bill Cipher?" 

"What? How do you know about him?"

[Holds up a book] 

"HOW DID YOU- oh forget it, I won't even ask."

"It is a really nice costume. Though you forgot the top hat and tie."

[Bang head against his hooves.]

"Hey don't you think you are being a little over dramatic. My sis says to be always open for some constructive criticisms."

"How DARE you compare me to that dream demon. We look nothing alike!"

"YEAH I AM MUCH BETTER LOOKING THAN THIS GUY."

"Get out of here Bill this is my nightmare realm not yours. Don't you have your own bunch of pesky kids to deal with."

"RELAX PYRAMID HEAD AND ENJOY THE PARTY. I SPY A HOTTIE CARRYING A CHAINSAW. MAYBE IF YOU ARE LUCKY SHE WILL MISTAKE YOU FOR A ZOMBIE AND SEVERE YOUR HEAD."

"Not interested and now make like a bat and fly out of my hell.

"PHST SELLING YOUR RESTATE A LITTLE HIGH DON'T YOU THINK. I HAPPEN TO BE IN THE PROCESS OF EXPANDING MY REALM BACK HOME. AFTER I AM DONE WITH THE NEW RENOVATIONS MY NEW DOMAIN WILL MAKE YOURS LOOK LIKE AN OVERSIZED DOGHOUSE SET ON FIRE."

"Grrrr."

"WELL GUESS THAT IS MY CUE. TIME FOR ME TO POP LIKE A PIMPLE AND RUIN SOMEONE'S ELSE'S DATE. IN THE MEANTIME LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP YOUR NEW PROPERTY FROM DROPPING IN VALUE.


"Worry about your yourself."

"REMEMBER REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BUY!" 

(The Crusaders wake up)

"Whoa that was one weird dream."

"I"ll say. Aren't bits already made of gold? How are you suppose to buy more?"

"I knew reading this book was a bad idea." 

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PonyPOV Series Finale 18 A Pinecone Vs A Blue Lily

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{Context: Crusaders ask Phobia a question.}

"Hey Phobia aren't ya ever going to tell us how ya keep on popping out of everywhere."

"Yeah sounds like it would come very useful for us to learn such a skill."

"Okay. I'll tell you just let me get more of these delicious cookies."

"Awesome. Thanks phobia. So what's your secret!"

"It is not hard really. All you have to do is-(Crunch) and then (Munch) but don't forget to (Num) or (Munch) (Crunch)(Num) (Gulp). And that's it. "

:"Wait could you repeat that?"

"Sure I said to (Crunch) (Munch) (Num)(Gulp). Hmm these cookies sure are good. Anyways great talking with you. Goodbye. (Vanishes away).

(Irritated stares)

Pt. 2 

"Didn't your mommy ever tell you that it is dangerous to talk with your mouth full. You might choke and die!"

(Phobia pops back in)

"Thanks for fearing for my well-being but I'll be okay. (Stuffs hooves full of cookies in his mouth).

"Did somepony say choking! WHERE!"

 (Gags on his cookies)

"I warned you."

(One Heimlich maneuver later)

(Cough) "Thanks but what are you doing here?"

"Looking for you of course. You didn't think I let a colt with broken wings escape my hospital without receiving proper treatment did you?"

"Um...BOOGA-BOOGA!"

"Nice try but I have treated vampires, werewolves and many more. I don't scare easily. Now you are coming with me young colt and we are going to have serious discussion with your parents." 

"Help girls! You can't let her do this to me."

"Well you could always (Crunch) or maybe (Munch).

"Don't forget to (Num)(Gulp) and ya should be fine. Oh wow these cookies really are good!"

(Sighs) "Should have seen that coming."

"This won't hurt a bit so stop being afraid."

(Rolls eyes).

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World Building Ponythulu's Family

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{Context: Diamond Tiara has questions about her 'new' family tree and later wishes she didn't.}


"So how does Slender Stallion fit in our family tree?"

"Who?"

"......."

"Oh your babysitter. Why that is simple he is..um...your...um one of Nyarlathotrot's personas?"

"What don't look at me. He isn't one of my other selves."

"He isn't? But you two have business history together right? Surely you must know something."

"I like to think of him as a cousin. However his exact origins have always been surrounded in mystery. Heck most of us forget he even exists. Maybe a fourth cousin twice removed by a fifth cousin? Honestly our families are so expansive you can't expect us to know EVERYONE. Ask him yourself if you are so curios."

"........"

"Something tells me he isn't going to say."

"Well you could alwaye ask Yog-Sothorse. If anyone knows that bookworm would."

"I'll be happy to. Let's see. I just need to get the family tree strolls out."

"WAIT DON"T"

[Pulls out a strolls that covers the whole pocket dimension.]


"Oh dear. This might take a while."

pt. 2

"Here it is. Finally after hours of searching we will have an answer. Hmm.....strange seems like the page detailing his origin is missing. Now who could have taken it?"

 [Hides something behind his back]

"Something tells me we are never going to know."

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It's possible his siblings are ENVIOUS of Ponythulhu for having the family none of them actually feel like they have. But Abandon saw what happened when you get Ponythulhu angry. - AlexWarlorn.


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"So is it true? Are you all envious of Ponythulhu and desire a family?"

"Don't be ridiculous. I have thousands of other selves. Humph is not like I need anyone else idiot."

"And I am much too busy in my research to even consider starting a family. Knowledge is my family."

"Momma..."

[Shows vast collection of dolls with button eyes.]

[Shows vast amount of 'adoption' papers of children.] 

"I predict the next family reunion to be quite... chaotic."

"Oh please, if you think that is chaotic wait until you see our extended extended family!"

"DID SOMEONE SAY EXTENDED EXTENDED FAMILY!"

 "....well on bright side I now know for sure insanity is hereditary."
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Pony POV Series Finale: Magical Filly Adventure

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{Context: Strife listens to Princess Erroria's story and has a flashback.}

 "You wanna hear how Tootsie and me freed Luna from Nightmare Moon, got rid of Queen Chrysalis, and defeated Tirek and Gogar all at once too? Sure! It's really exciting! It all started the day I saved this little blue, no, purple dog, no wait, kitty from bullies pestering her, and she had this pretty moon, actually it was a pretty star on her forehead, and she told me I had a super special destiny! Then they went to page ad, I mean I had to go to school. Extra sprinkles? Thanks!"

HOURS LATER...

"And that is so we saved the forest of Laughter from the Evil Ginger-bead Wizard. Wow thanks for listening! Most ponies would probably interrupted me!"

"Let's just say I have learned the importance of listening to children."

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FLASH-BACK
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 "Mom Mom Mom. Is it okay to rewrite your stories so a beautiful princess slayed the three-headed dragon, overthrew the Evil Overlord and vanquished his entire army of undead warriors?

"Uh huh. Sure."

 "YES! Soooooo I was thinking since there is now a surplus of heroes and heroines that are no longer needed thanks to this 'princess'. Would be okay, if I... 'remove' them? I mean is not like they were that important in the story to begin with."

"Uh huh. Sure."

" Thanks mom. Now I was also thinking about changing my name.  Princess Glitter Sparkle Aura Rainbow the 7th sounds nice don't you agree?"

"Uh huh. Sure. Just let mommy, finish her latest invention dear." (Clearly wasn't listening to anything)


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PRESENT
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"Uh miss Dora you okay?"

"Oh sorry, spaced out there for a moment. Anyway continue now."

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PonyPOVGaiden:History of Tirek Pt 5 Pony's Dawn

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{Context: Luna tells Applejack of Tirek raising another army.}


"Yes. He had not been idle while your ancestors took their first steps into the light. And his dark day had also just begun."

IN THE DISTANT PAST
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 "So Moochick survived and is now raising an army of ponies to face me? HA! My Reptilian army will tear them to shreds. Though I suppose I could humor him. Very well two can play at this game."

LATER
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"Go my army lay waste to everything you see!"

"Yaks destroy! YAKS SMASH!"

PRESENT
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"Thus Tirek went about "Enlightening" the Yaks to war and destruction. Even til this day, Tirek's teachings can be seen in the Yak's culture.
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